The 121 Funniest Nicknames To Put Your Mate Back In Their Place

In keeping with our dedication to the Aussie dialect of English, we thought we’d compile 110 of the funniest / most lethal nicknames you could sling at your mates to put them back in their place.

Sound off in the comments with your own suggestions to be included in future iterations of the list, but in the meantime — enjoy!

121 Funniest Aussie Nicknames

1. Champ
2. Big Guy
3. Big Dog
4. Big Fella
5. Little Fella
6. Buddy
7. Husky
8. Hero
9. Maverick
10. Muscles
11. Rooter
12. Dusty
13. Shania
14. Sister
15. Cinnamon 
16. Cordless
17. Scooter
18. Pretty Boy
19. Turbo
20. China
21. Chief
22. Captain
23. El Capitan
24. Cheese
25. Ace
26. Vegan
27. Skippy
28. Snake
29. Sport
30. Spider
31. Squirt
32. Slugger
33. Surgeon
34. Shooter
35. Sniper
36. Sensor Light
37. Kinder Surprise
38. Foreskin
39. Amigo
40. Tough Guy
41. Dick Toucher
42. Dad Kisser 
43. Big Nuts
44. Big Hoss
45. G-Spot
46. Grenade
47. Fredo
48. Qantas
49. Tiger
50. Tugger
51. Tugboat
52. The Juice
53. Cob
54. Cobba
55. Wombat
56. Tool
57. Junior
58. Buckaroo
59. Morphine
60. Mustard
61. Ankles
62. Buttercup
63. Flog
64. Sheriff
65. Slick
66. Jed
67. Ranger
68. Pal
69. Pup
70. Pillock
71. Pothole
72. Perth
73. Seaweed
74. Herpes
75. Cold Sore
76. Chode
77. Cupcake
78. Cosby
79. Twister
80. Two-stroke
81. Peanut
82. Hotshot
83. Harvey Norman
84. Mastercard
85. Speedy
86. Deck Chair
87. Professor
88. Bruiser
89. Blister
90. Mother
91. Princess / “Pwincess”
92. Joycey
93. Church
94. Superstar
95. Squire
96. Sunshine
97. Slinky
98. Decaf
99. Handsome
100. Sparky
101. Old Mate
102. Boss 
103. Big Show
104. Kingpin
105. Copernicus
106. Operator
107. Radar
108. Robin
109. Stubby
110. Six-Pack
111. Showbag
112. Slippery Pete
113. Johnny Bravo
114. John Nash
115. Wally
116. Clint
117. Judas 
118. Derrick 
119. Hog Daddy 
120. Telstra
121. Diesel 

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