In keeping with our dedication to the Aussie dialect of English, we thought we’d compile 110 of the funniest / most lethal nicknames you could sling at your mates to put them back in their place.
Sound off in the comments with your own suggestions to be included in future iterations of the list, but in the meantime — enjoy!
121 Funniest Aussie Nicknames
- Champ
- Big Guy
- Big Dog
- Big Fella
- Little Fella
- Buddy
- Husky
- Hero
- Maverick
- Muscles
- Rooter
- Dusty
- Shania
- Sister
- Cinnamon
- Cordless
- Scooter
- Pretty Boy
- Turbo
- China
- Chief
- Captain
- El Capitan
- Cheese
- Ace
- Vegan
- Skippy
- Snake
- Sport
- Spider
- Squirt
- Slugger
- Surgeon
- Shooter
- Sniper
- Sensor Light
- Kinder Surprise
- Foreskin
- Amigo
- Tough Guy
- Dick Toucher
- Dad Kisser
- Big Nuts
- Big Hoss
- G-Spot
- Grenade
- Fredo
- Qantas
- Tiger
- Tugger
- Tugboat
- The Juice
- Cob
- Cobba
- Wombat
- Tool
- Junior
- Buckaroo
- Morphine
- Mustard
- Ankles
- Buttercup
- Flog
- Sheriff
- Slick
- Jed
- Ranger
- Pal
- Pup
- Pillock
- Pothole
- Perth
- Seaweed
- Herpes
- Cold Sore
- Chode
- Cupcake
- Cosby
- Twister
- Two-stroke
- Peanut
- Hotshot
- Harvey Norman
- Mastercard
- Speedy
- Deck Chair
- Professor
- Bruiser
- Blister
- Mother
- Princess / “Pwincess”
- Joycey
- Church
- Superstar
- Squire
- Sunshine
- Slinky
- Decaf
- Handsome
- Sparky
- Old Mate
- Boss
- Big Show
- Kingpin
- Copernicus
- Operator
- Radar
- Robin
- Stubby
- Six-Pack
- Showbag
- Slippery Pete
- Johnny Bravo
- John Nash
- Wally
- Clint
- Judas
- Derrick
- Hog Daddy
- Telstra
- Diesel
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