Looking to penetrate the job market? Bedbible is recruiting for a working stiff to join its growing operation as Head of Porn Research.
Offering financial compensation in the way of $20 per hour despite the fact most of you already accomplish the exact same workload (and then some) for free, believe it or not, there is actually an element of, um… science, involved.
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Bedbible’s Head of Porn Research will be charged with gathering “information and data points” on specific areas of focus, such as:
- Sex positions
- Duration
- Number of Orgasms
- Male vs Female Ratio
- Hair Colour Distribution
- Language Distribution
The X-rated intel will then be used to create in-depth reports breaking down current trends, learnings, and so forth within porn.
“Bedbible.com is your go-to source for everything sex and sex toys. You’ll find blog articles on all sorts of intimate subjects as well as reviews on sex toys and other intimate adult products,” explains the job listing.
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“We help visitors find sex toy products in an unbiased way, and furthermore, undertake in-depth research within the topics of romantics and erotics.”
Now here’s the second-best part about the gig: absolutely anyone aged 21 or over can apply for the role, regardless of where you’re located in the world. Obviously, given the explicit nature of the content being reviewed, it’s a WFH type of deal. Regular check-ins with Bedbible HQ, however, are on the cards.
It’s like they say. Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. But those of you keen to roll up your sleeves for a full business week as Head of Porn Research at Bedbible better get a move on. Over 31,000 applications have already been submitted within the first 48 hours.
