Rain, hail, or shine, Distinctive Assets keeps the cult of celebrity worship going does its part to take the sting out of losing that golden statuette by curating an insane Oscars gift bag – and 2022 is no different. This time around, nominees will enjoy everything from over-the-top extra virgin olive oil to plots of Scottish land that grants its owners the title of a Lord or Lady of Glencoe.
“The companies we feature have amazing products and services while also embracing diversity, inclusion, health, and philanthropy. We are not only celebrating these incredible nominees but also a return to normalcy in a post-pandemic world,” explains Lash Fary, Owner of Distinctive Assets.
“A great gift has nothing to do with a price tag. This year’s nominee package is particularly meaningful as we pay tribute to a milestone anniversary and also celebrate the resilience of all involved after the challenges of the past two years.”
“Despite perpetual bad news globally, it’s also an important form of self-preservation and self-care to carve out a little room for the fun, festive and fabulous.”
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Similar to previous iterations, the headliner of the 2022 Oscars gift bag is experiential. Last year, it was a three-night stay for two at Pater Noster Lighthouse, Sweden. This year, it’s a four-night stay for two at the luxurious Golden Door spa retreat, but even more impressively, an all-inclusive stay at Scotland’s Turin Castle.
“Exclusive and by invitation only – a stay at the Castle will transport you back to the 17th century but with all the luxuries of modern life. The nominee’s stay will include: private use of the entire 10-bedroom Castle for two guests for three nights, fully-inclusive butler service and dining, bagpiper welcome on arrival, private gin tasting, and fully-personalised concierge service.”
Now keep in mind, ballparking the freebies’ total value at “over $100,000” is still very conservative. After all, last year’s Oscar gift bag was estimated to be worth US$205,000 / AU$265,000) by Forbes. But I suppose we’ll just have to wait for the highly-respected financial publication to confirm some digits.
Check the most noteworthy goodies you’ll find in the 2022 Oscars gift bag below.
2022 Oscars “Everyone Wins” Nominee Gift Bag Highlights (20th Anniversary Special)
- Four-night stay for two at the Golden Door luxury spa
- All-inclusive stay at Turin Castle in Scotland
- Plots of land in Scotland from Highland Titles (making the owners Lords/Ladies of Glencoe)
- Complimentary project management for renovation or construction projects by Maison Construction
- Selection of treatments & rejuvenations with Dr Konstantin’s Luxe Upper East Side Office
- Celebrity Arms™ Sculpting liposuction procedure by Art Lipo
- Spiritual connection coaching session from Self Love with Nicola
- Three in-home training sessions with fitness trainer Diego Sebastian
- NutriFit experience
- Tolani Al Passo 2018 Chianti Classico
- Limited-edition set of Trust Me Vodka bottles
- Gold-infused extra virgin olive oil from Ariti
- Gold-flecked chocolate-dipped Posh Pretzels
- Signature flavour-wrapped popcorn kernels by Opopop
- UMF 10+ Manuka Honey from Comvita
- Year’s supply of Oxygenetix
- Anti-aging supplements from spermidineLIFE by Longevity Labs
- Deluxe salad-infused skincare kit from Byroe
- Sleep gummies from Elixinol
- The Ultimate Detangler hairbrush from Tangle Teezer
- Exploding Kittens’s trio of games
- … and more
The 94th Academy Awards will take place at the Dolby Theatre (Hollywood & Highland Center) on March 27th of 2022.
