The 50 Greatest Excuses To Have A Beer

While many of you never need a specific reason to adopt a slabrador and throw back a few Robert Downey Schooners, BH thought we’d help out our fellow man, woman, and child-over-the-legal-drinking-age-of-18. Here’s a list of primo excuses to have a beer.

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1. The 2 PM on a Friday office beer
2. The Grand Final day breakfast beer
3. The lukewarm nine-hole tee-off beer
4. The post-Easter lunch pre-nap beer
5. The ANZAC Day Two-up hotstreak beer
6. The Boxing Day test beer
7. The nervous pre-Hinge date beer
8. The home Masterchef cooking beer
9. The waiting for her to get ready beer
10. The Qantas Club 11 AM lounge beer
11. The roadie on the walk to the footy beer
12. The Bob Hawke “one for the country” beer
13. The “I’m not speaking to these cunts sober” beer
14. The work from home 3 PM slump beer
15. The loaded up for a weekend down the coast beer
16. The “We just got flogged in our local league” beer
17. The pre-game Uber beer (3-star rating included)
18. The pre-Splendour In The Grass (Day 2) beer
19. The post-Splendour In The Grass (Day 3) beer
20. The touch-&-go hangover beer
21. The dart-in-a-jacuzzi beer
22. The 8 AM campsite wake-up beer
23. The alpine chairlift beer
24. The Manly Wharf Bar sunset beer
25. The sneaky forgot-to-BYO beer (also known as the snake beer)
26. The “Give us a taste, haven’t heard of that one” beer
27. The BBQ & tongs security beer
28. The waiting for that cousin at a family gatho beer
29. The spending time with your old man beer
30. The commence long-weekend suckdown beer
31. The testing out your hotel room’s balcony beer
32. The late-night Call of Duty performance enhancement beer
33. The “Every weekday in December is a Friday” beer
34. The “Fuck it, we’re in a recession” beer
35. The “It’s cheaper than water” third-world vacation beer
36. The just-closed-a-deal beer
37. The 3 AM glass table kick-on beer
38. The 6 AM still haven’t gone to bed yet beer
39. The “Drowning your sorrows after watching Alexander Volkanovski lose” beer
40. The sneaky hide-it-in-a-coffee-mug Zoom beer
41. The calling tools down early beer
42. The Friday Sharpeners listen beer
43. The last one before you need to go home to the missus beer
44. The “Earning an HR meeting” work Christmas party beer
45. The post-lawnmowing job well-done beer
46. The Warnie pour-over-your-head tribute beer
47. The For Queen & Country beer
48. The cheeky swipe of a company card beer
49. The “Oh, go on then” beer
50. The “It would be rude not to” beer

Help us get to the coveted 101 Excuses To Have A Beer (fire off in the comments and we’ll slot in the top suggestions).

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