Are you a self-hating piece of shit who enjoys punishment? In search of a magnet-to-the-harddrive level memory wipe? Can you somehow stand the scent of cinnamon-flavoured alcohol after all these years without erupting into uncontrollable geysers of chunder? Then look no further than the 5.25-litre Fireball Whisky keg – otherwise known as the FireKeg – which promises to deliver approximately 175 shots in a single bright red drum filled with nothing but unadulterated Fireball cinnamon whisky.
Featuring three separate spouts for you and the two remaining people in your life that haven’t been alienated (yet), the Fireball Keg also comes with the brand’s signature tagline printed along the top – “Tastes like heaven, burns like hell.” – as well as the brand’s signature logo printed along the side.
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“Fireball fans always know how to ignite the party and keep it going,” says Rebecca Henry, VP of Marketing at Fireball.
“The limited-edition FireKeg will amp it up in a way only Fireball can. Fireball Friday… Tailgating… Any occasion, really – grab one while they’re hot! Just remember to ignite responsibly.”
Last year, the Fireball Keg (officially known as the ‘FireKeg’) was only available in the US, but as of January 12th, this unholy canister of bad decisions will be available for Aussies exclusively via BoozeBud. It’s currently retailing for $349, which works out to around $2 per shot. Given a shot of Fireball at your typical bar would easily run you upwards of that, it’s a wise decision… if Fireball whisky is your thing.
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