The 112 Funniest Ways To Call A Beer A Beer

We started this article with an attempt to list every single possible way to call a beer a beer. A quick Google search or two quickly confirmed we were way out of our depth, with some suggesting over 770 synonyms were in existence.

So we changed our tune a little, but only slightly. To narrow it down, we’ve collated 112 hilarious ways to call a beer a beer (plus a few assorted goodies for the odd spirit or two).

Enjoy fellas.

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1. Denzel Frothingtons
2. Froth Whitlams
3. David Hasselfroths
4. Phillip Seymour Frothmans
5. Scooey Scooey Moi Mois
6. Reece Witherschoons
7. Oprah Tinfreys
8. John Deers
9. Dustin Frothmans
10. Beerack Obamas
11. Big Lebrewskis
12. Maggie Beers 
13. Beef Strogenfroths
14. Osama Tin Ladens
15. Angelina Coldies
16. Harry Brewdinis 
17. Richard Geres 
18. Brew Barrymores 
19. Robert Downey Schooners 
20. Mt Frothyoskos 
21. David Boons 
22. Reindeers
23. Tim ‘The Froth Man’ Taylors
24. Dame Ednas (Everidge)
25. Michael Schoomacher
26. Beverand Lovejoys
27. Froffy Longstockings
28. Brew Carreys
29. Kevin Frothners
30. Macaulay Cold Ones
31. Dale Cherry-Bevans
32. Tin Diesels
33. Monica Brewinskis
34. Michael Brewblès
35. Ghengis Cans
36. A Schooner Matatas
37. Schooney Tunes
38. Nutty Frothessors
39. Tin Baileys
40. Brews Willis
41. Eddie Furphys 
42. Coupla Keith Urbans (bourbons)
43. Arnold Quenchanators
44. Malcolm XXXX
45. Limp Brewskits
46. Kylie Tinogues
47. Stone Cold Steve Frothstins
48. Edward Schooner Hands
49. Derek Schoolanders
50. Brendan Bevolas
51. Victoria Beckhams
52. Vladimir PuTINs
53. Hoptimus Primes
54. Jonathan Thirstons 
55. Michael Bevans
56. Lee Lee Tins
57. Pamela Candersons 
58. Scooby Brews
59. Greg Normans (Great Northerns)
60. Valentino Frothies
61. Heston Brewmenthals 
62. Mary Frothins 
63. George Schoonies
64. Sharon Steins 
65. Schooner McGavins
66. Christian Ales
67. Frothage Sizzles 
68. Tin Cahills
69. Mrs Stoutfires 
70. Nelson Mandelas (Stellas)
71. Tracy Tinshaws
72. Doctor Brewlittles
73. Jackie Changs.
74. Alices (Coopers)
75. Rolling Stones and Woods
76. Jodie Fosters
77. Schooey Armstrongs 
78. Brews Jenners 
79. Coldie Hawns
80. Lord Coldy Morts 
81. Whoopie Coldbergs 
82. Buzz Light Beers
83. Albert Pintsteins
84. William Shakesbeers
85. Steve Brewschemis
86. Dalai Lagers
87. Ray Martins (Carton)
88. Dolly Cartons
89. Coupla Couplas 
90. Ted Bundys
91. Miley Ciders 
92. Piss Hemsworths
93. Ernie Tingos
94. Brew Hefners 
95. Saddam Brewseins
96. Tinston Churchills 
97. Frothage Rolls
98. Phillip Frothchilds
99. Chug Norris 
100. Danny Bevvitos
101. Bernard Tonics
102. Heady Mercurys
103. Beverley Hills Hops 
104. Josh Brewlins
105. The Pils Have Eyes
106. Margot Frothies 
107. Frankie Schoonatras
108. Pope Cancis
109. Maddie McCans
110. Jeffrey EpSTEINS
111. Dan Anbrews
112. Gladys BerejikliCANs

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