It remains a mystery to this day, but sometime during the 90s, whether through pop cultural propaganda or simply collective experience, tequila earned a reputation for being pure sesh fuel. And it seems the geniuses over at Tequila Tromba have fully leaned into said reputation by releasing 4-litre bottles of the good stuff.
What you see before you came about after three friends – two of whom are Aussies – went on a trip to Guadalajara, Mexico back in 2005. It was right there, between sips of tequila, they apparently made a pact to make the most extraordinary tequila possible (this was obviously before suggesting a podcast was in vogue).
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The trio eventually found partners in a maverick master distiller named Marco Cedano and his son Rodrigo.
“These were men skilled in the art of turning blue agave into bottled brilliance,” explains the official Tequila Tromba Blanco description.
“Its smooth, viscous finish emits fresh botanical aromas and tasting notes of mint, pineapple, and caramel.”
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Of course, none of the above actually matters. It’s just an obligatory bit of context to make this seem slightly more dignified than it really is, or ever will be for that matter. All you need/want to know is the following:
- We’re dealing with roughly 90 standard shots in a bottle (~44ml per shot).
- It’s available to purchase here in Australia at any domestic Costco location.
- It’s priced at a relatively reasonable $369.99 (so around $4.10 per shot).
- We’re here for a good time, not a long time.
Find out more about the Tequila Tromba 4-litre bottles of Blanco below.
