Arguably the most famous living sports commentator in Australia, Bruce McAvaney has called it all, from Olympics to the Melbourne Cup and everything in between. While Bruce (a.k.a Mr. Olympics) is an undoubtedly an icon of Australian broadcasting, heโs certainly got a unique commentary style and is known, particularly by AFL fans, for his Bruce-isms.
Having been irked by an increase in the number of rhetorical questions McAvaney has been asking when commentating recent AFL games, redditor Goldbricked put a ridiculous amount of effort into analysing Bruceโs call of the Carlton Collingwood match on Sunday. Needless to say the results are SPEEECIALLLL.
Check out the original reddit post here, or read it below.
I broke my brain analysing Bruce McAvaneyโs rhetorical questions in yesterdayโs Blues v Pies commentary
Before I begin, can I preface this by saying that I adore Bruceโs passion for the game. And Iโm not trying to ether him out of existence here. But after being relatively spoiled with five consecutive matches of Foxtel commentary for Collingwood games I was disappointed to see that we had the traditional Seven Sunday arvo fixture for our big clash with Carlton. And the more I tuned in throughout the match, the more I picked up on Bruceโs incessant rhetorical questions.
I know heโs been doing it for years. He has a cacophony of catchphrases (some of which Iโve included below) which grate the ears. His biggest issue now is that itโs become second nature for these questions in particular to be asked of his fellow commentators ad nauseum. He craves reassurance from everyone else on the commentary team. This is illustrated with the quite frankly crazy amount of times he refers to his fellow callers by name. He doesnโt need to lead Jimmy Bartel or Luke Hodge into their statements every time they want to make one. Yes, I know theyโre calling off the TV this year. But it was the same before all that. I love it when he sticks his neck out and actually makes a non-fence-sitting call because it happens about twice a year. Itโs otherwise all just backslapping and โHow good was Player Xโ and nothing of substance.
I would hate to be critical without happily acknowledging that commentary is not an easy thing to do. I myself have commentated probably in the vicinity of 50 local football matches including senior grand finals etc. I got nervous, I stumbled at times. I used to say โcanโt do much about itโ all the time when there was a pack and no clear possession was being taken. But I was also 17 years old and calling my first grand final. I wasnโt an experienced broadcaster with decades of on-screen performances behind me. And I canโt recall ever patting my co-commentator on the back and saying โgreat callโ or anything along those lines.
The issue for Bruce right now is a constant need to fill space. He is not alone in this regard; in fact, nearly all TV commentators (bar Adam Papalia and Mark Howard) canโt let two seconds of silence go by without interrupting it. Silence is not dead air. It is letting the vision speak for itself. When a player pulls off a nice linking field pass, itโs โgood stuffโ. A short handball out of traffic is always a โlittle giveโ. If the ball dribbles inside 50 without any real purpose, itโs either โbubbling around thereโ, or โbubbling bubbling bubblingโ.
It is no surprise that fans prefer, more than anything, the analysis of the special comments callers and/or boundary riders. If an ex-player must be involved in the media โ ahead of well-trained, skilled performers who never played League football โ then their experience at the highest level is their point of difference. Tell us why a team sets up with two behind the stoppage, or why they always look for short 45s coming out of half-back, or that their deep forward entries are a directive from the coach. Donโt just say โhereโs the slow playโ and expect that to cover it off. We arenโt fools. We deserve better.
To demonstrate just how wacky Bruce has got with his rhetorical questions, hereโs a breakdown of everything from the Carlton v Collingwood match yesterday. And yes, I had to watch the match for a second time. Thank goodness we won. Now Iโm no data scientist either so I probably havenโt displayed this all in the best format possible, but hey, itโs a bit of fun. And in hindsight I couldโve broken up each mention of โHameโ, โJimmyโ, โHodgeyโ and โLukeโ by the individual reference. But Iโm not watching this game for a third time.
All in all, Bruce asked a total of 55 rhetorical questions over the course of approximately 102 minutes of game time. Letโs say that 80% of the time in commentary is from the play-by-play callers and 20% by the colour. And letโs be generous and say that it was an even 50/50 split of airtime between Bruce and Hamish, even though the latter probably had slightly more. That means Bruce had around 41 minutes of airtime on Sundayโs call. In that period, he referred to his co-commentators by name 55 times at a rate of around 1.38 per minute. He also asked 1.38 rhetorical questions per minute. This is astounding.
When I was a kid, all I wanted to be was Bruce McAvaney. At five years old, watching the Sydney Olympics, and everyone in primary school wanted to be an astronaut, or a pilot, or a firemanโฆ I wanted to be a commentator. And Bruce was the pick of the bunch up until Seven lost the footy rights at the end of 2001. Since then, heโs had his โspecialโ moments, but his slow decline has been like watching your ageing grandparent fade away slowly as they lose everything about themselves that made them unique. Heโs a legend of the game, I love him, but I think Seven have a decision on their hands pretty soon.
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