The only thing more fair dinkum than knocking someone down a few pegs with a scathing nickname is delivering it with an ice-cold Victoria Bitter — which is now possible with its latest run of limited-edition stubbies.
From time-honoured classics like “Muscles,” “Big Dog,” and “Chief,” to the nuclear option that is “Champ,” this summer, you’ll have 60 distinct weapons in your stitch-up arsenal. Spring it on ’em at the job site the moment that knock-off whistle blows or a well-timed ambush in a backyard gatho.
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“VB is raising a toast to the unique way Aussies speak, drink, and celebrate with our mates,” said Sarah Wilcox, CUB’s Head of Classic Beer Brands.
“To earn a nickname is to cement your status on the worksite. Thanks to VB, we’re now immortalising the Aussie tradie banter to make hard work feel lighter.”
Check out the complete list of the Victoria Bitter nickname stubbies available below. And if you don’t find what you’re looking for in a slab, fear not — you can personalise a stubby with exactly what you want (however red-hot) via My Brand And Me.
- Cobba
- Old Mate
- Turbo
- Missus
- Squid
- Wheelbarrow
- Knackers
- Moneybags
- Pup
- Queen
- Scooter
- Keeper
- Muscles
- Big Dog
- Diesel
- King
- Chopper
- Muffler
- Tickets
- Champ
- Chief
- Sparky
- Plugger
- Showbag
- Horse
- Junior
- Freckles
- Fridge
- Weapon
- Lantern
- Sauce
- Ledge
- Darl
- Bruiser
- Chisel
- Deck Chair
- Handsome
- Slick
- Buddy
- Bull
- Shooter
- Noodles
- Spud
- Big Fella
- Ace
- Dusty
- Punter
- Blister
- Chook
- Rooster
- Boss
- Chuck
- Boomer
- Sensor Light
- Pidgeon
- Hot Shot
- G.O.A.T.
- Pistol
- Curly
- Figjam (F**k I’m Good, Just Ask Me)
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