We may be the world’s drunkest country by a long shot, but Australia has come up short on the global rankings for average penis size… placing a lowly 43rd out of the 86 international geographies surveyed.
The data was recently published by UK-based online pharmacist From Mars, which collated the numbers from Google (of all places). Topping the list is Ecuador, Cameroon, and Bolivia, measuring up to a respectable benchmark of 6.93 inches / 17.61 centimetres, 6.56 inches / 16.67 centimetres, and 6.50 inches / 16.51 centimetres on average, respectively.
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At #43, Aussies are apparently rocking 5.69 / 14.45-centimetre chops, surprisingly edging out the likes of Nigeria (5.66 inches / 14.38 centimetres), Switzerland (5.65 inches / 14.35 centimetres), and Norway (5.65 inches / 14.34 centimetres) in succession; plus – much to our satisfaction – New Zealand at #50 (5.51 inches / 13.99 centimetres) and the United Kingdom at #66 (5.17 inches / 13.13 centimetres).
Still, while we’re not exactly winning any contests, we’re at least above the global average penis size of 5.55 inches / 14.01 centimetres. And just count our blessing we’re not at the bottom of the charts, as with the case for the Philippines (4.27 inches / 10.85 centimetres), Taiwan (4.24 inches / 10.78 centimetres), and Cambodia (3.95 inches / 10.04 centimetres) at dead last.
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“Whether people are concerned about the size or the shape, or any other aspect for that matter, most of us have wondered at some point or another whether ours is big enough,” notes Navin Khosla, a pharmacist who reviewed the study.
“The truth is, that the owner of the penis is far more likely to be worried about the size of their penis than their sexual partners are!”
Check out the global average penis size rankings according to From Mars below.
The World’s Biggest Chops (Global Average Penis Size)
- Ecuador – 6.93 inches
- Cameroon – 6.56 inches
- Bolivia – 6.50 inches
- Sudan – 6.48 inches
- Haiti – 6.30 inches
- Senegal – 6.26 inches
- Gambia – 6.25 inches
- Cuba – 6.25 inches
- Netherlands – 6.25 inches
- Zambia – 6.21 inches
- France – 6.20 inches
- Angola – 6.19 inches
- Canada – 6.19 inches
- Egypt – 6.18 inches
- Zimbabwe – 6.17 inches
- Georgia – 6.15 inches
- Paraguay – 6.11 inches
- Chad – 6.06 inches
- Italy – 6.04 inches
- Central African Republic – 6.04 inches
- Colombia – 6.01 inches
- Ivory Coast – 5.99 inches
- Brazil – 5.99 inches
- Sweden – 5.94 inches
- Bulgaria – 5.91 inches
- Costa Rica – 5.91 inches
- Honduras – 5.91 inches
- Hungary – 5.90 inches
- Mexico – 5.87 inches
- Denmark – 5.86 inches
- El Salvador – 5.86 inches
- Argentina – 5.86 inches
- Serbia – 5.85 inches
- Croatia – 5.81 inches
- Belgium – 5.81 inches
- Latvia – 5.78 inches
- Belarus – 5.76 inches
- Chile – 5.74 inches
- Austria – 5.72 inches
- Germany – 5.72 inches
- Algeria – 5.70 inches
- DR Congo – 5.70 inches
- Australia – 5.69 inches
- Nigeria – 5.66 inches
- Switzerland – 5.65 inches
- Norway – 5.65 inches
- Poland – 5.63 inches
- Albania – 5.59 inches
- Cape Verde – 5.53 inches
- New Zealand – 5.51 inches
- North Macedonia – 5.50 inches
- Ukraine – 5.50 inches
- Spain – 5.45 inches
- Finland – 5.42 inches
- Libya – 5.41 inches
- Azerbaijan – 5.40 inches
- India – 5.40 inches
- Afghanistan – 5.39 inches
- Israel – 5.35 inches
- United States of America – 5.35 inches
- Japan – 5.34 inches
- Turkmenistan – 5.31 inches
- Venezuela – 5.25 inches
- Greece – 5.24 inches
- South Korea – 5.18 inches
- Armenia – 5.17 inches
- United Kingdom – 5.17 inches
- China – 5.15 inches
- Turkey – 5.11 inches
- Ireland – 5.03 inches
- Mongolia – 5.03 inches
- Romania – 5.01 inches
- Yemen – 5.01 inches
- Pakistan – 4.80 inches
- Iran – 4.70 inches
- Indonesia – 4.59 inches
- Singapore – 4.54 inches
- Malaysia – 4.52 inches
- Vietnam – 4.52 inches
- Thailand – 4.51 inches
- Bangladesh – 4.41 inches
- Hong Kong – 4.41 inches
- Sri Lanka – 4.29 inches
- Philippines – 4.27 inches
- Taiwan – 4.24 inches
- Cambodia – 3.95 inches
